Hmm, what does the Backson do?

According to Owl, "they use their horns to put hole in your socks,"

Chickenbutt is really into Winnie the Pooh right now.  Even with the movie just out it is hard to find Pooh toys beyond those for babies.   Creative Mommy  Santa's elves decided to create a Backson toy.  I am super proud of this little guy but a little disturbed by the resulting chaos in my home. 
I have found two socks with holes in them since the arrival of the Backson. 
Wren and Muffin are now able to open all the dresser drawers and enjoy pulling socks out.  The blind cat has a tendency to hunt socks and present them to us as if he were a real cat with access to mice and birds.  Could that explain the wrecked socks? 

I was quite happy with the final product except the arms.  I contemplated sewing the red and purple felt together to make a striped piece but for some reason decided against it.  I wish I would have now.  I don't like the way the arm stripes don't match up.  I was seriously considering remaking it until I remembered that Chickenbutt is only 2 and WON'T CARE OR NOTICE.  She was thrilled with it!


***Disney, please don't sue me!